This Weekend

At first I was like:

And then I realized that I’m a grown up and I need to get a life. So I was over here like:

Going to the Gym

This is what my boyfriend thinks I do at the gym:

But really I’m over here like:

*okay so maybe I don’t actually play football at the gym, but I at least do more than he thinks. WHATEVER

I try to ignore their call on the first few rings so they think I have a life:

But really I’m over here like:

I find out:

And then they ask me if I have one yet, and I’m over here like:

When I’m in a good mood I’m like:

When I’m in a bad mood, I’m over here like:

When my boyfriend is sleeping and I want him to wake up and pay attention to me:

But when I’m sleeping and my boyfriend wants my attention, I’m over here like:

If I miss them back, I’m like:

But most of the time, I’m over here like:

My instagram/facebook is blowing up like:

….because it’s finals week.

And I’m over here like:

Seriously. Your life isn’t that bad. You’re going to college; you’re not dying.

Cry me a river.

There’s nothing more to this post.

I’m just wondering why some of you are so dumb.

They’re like:

And I’m over here like: